Abishag plans ahead

Abishag? What is that?

“Planning ahead. If the pappurrazi start annoying me, I just get really close to their camera lenses and poof! disappear.”


“Those pesky photographers who annoy authors.”

Oh, them. Are you planning on being that famous?

“I’m already famous. But I can become even more famous, if I can find the right publicist.”

How in the world are you going to pay a publicist?

“Well, how many mice can one human eat?”

Believe me, not very many.

“So my publicist won’t be expensive. A mouse or two a day should be enough.”

Oh, definitely enough.

“Good. I’ll write the ad after Christmas.”