I sees you hooman

If you’d opned dat windo las spring, I could have ben wif you for lunch. An you still not vited Fred an me for lunch nor diner nor brekfas. Not caws we not wash paws; we does. An we takes a baf after any meal. We’z clean cats, we iz.

So what time brekfas at your place tomorrow?

Janie an Fred, Kibble Kids