Abishag would find this funny, too

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch.

Leo Dworken

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A spot of spat

Another small spat between Abishag and Ira …
Abishag was stretched out napping.
Brother Ira stretched out too, close to her, but then quietly extended a paw and nudged hers.
Nudge, nudge.
Hiss! Hiss!
Monty Python in fur?