Abishag? What is that?
“Planning ahead. If the pappurrazi start annoying me, I just get really close to their camera lenses and poof! disappear.”
“Those pesky photographers who annoy authors.”
Oh, them. Are you planning on being that famous?
“I’m already famous. But I can become even more famous, if I can find the right publicist.”
How in the world are you going to pay a publicist?
“Well, how many mice can one human eat?”
Believe me, not very many.
“So my publicist won’t be expensive. A mouse or two a day should be enough.”
Oh, definitely enough.
“Good. I’ll write the ad after Christmas.”