Not my fault

Jami here – bruvver Fred says I’ze gettin’ fat. Don’t think so. Her Bring Food says her fault – didn’t get me spad in time. ??? Dunno ’bout that. Still climin’ on house roof an’ jumpin’ off onto greenhouse roof. Chase bruvver jus as fast too. Her Bring Food says kittuns coming. We keep dese an’ den get me spad. Means mor Kibble Kids? Maybe we have sum one mor to play wif!

Wait an’ see. I tells you wat next.