More Abishag’s Adages

If your hooman gets out a camera, you may as well strike a pose. Then maybe they’ll let you go back to sleep.

On the other paw, if they won’t let you go back to sleep after you were posing nicely … make the most horrible face you can think of and then they’ll stop. I guarantee it.

There’s nothing wrong with agreeing to a bribe of catnip.

A cat is the very best edition of a dog that you could ever find.

There are no other animals which are as good as, as smart as, or as perfect as a cat.

Yes, there’s a Dog Star. There’s also a Cat Star, only it’s not out in the lonely spaces between planets. It’s in every hooman’s heart who shares life with a cat.


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