(Overheard while eavesdropping on one of the Kibble Kids meetings)
Fred: Her Brings Food says mus learn to ‘he munch he ate.’
Sis: Say wha?
Hoss: Uncle Fred’s found sum mor big words.
Gabby: Neber a shortage of big words wif Uncle Fred. Word mean what?
Fred: Um – not real sure. Guess not talk with mouf full? Or maybe what happens to nice fresh mousie.
Gabby: Dat sound mor like it. But why Her Brings Food tellin what to do with mousie?
Fred: (very importantly) Sumpin to do wif my Freditorials. Cause I’se a litter rarely cat.
Sis: You get tail shut in door jus like rest of us.
Hoss: Gotcha, Uncle Fred.
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