Cat does not live by bread alone.
Finicky is as finicky does.
Begging for treats is not demeaning, unless you beg in front of the dog.
Leave no breakable drinking glass unturned.
Meditate often. It impresses your hoomans. And after a while, they start to worry about what you’re plotting.
Being the center of attention is your due.
The only good flea is a dead, dead flea.
The double-minded cat is just being normal.
Most hoomans regard a cat sitting on their lap as a compliment. Let them think so – after all, they’re good heating pads.
Don’t swat the dog if a hooman is watching. Wait and get the cur later.