How to Hunt Moles

How to Hunt Moles

By Abishag

Moles stink. They smell awful, like really dirty dirt.

Hoomans say they’re the ones tearing up the yard with their tunnels.

Tunnels, shmunnels. A smart cat knows tunnels are just roads for moles.

So find one end of a tunnel and wait.



Mole comes up to see where it needs to dig next and WHAM!

Goodbye, mole. Nobody’s going to miss you. You stink.

The End

“Well, Abishag, you’ve gotten another book written. I’m kind of jealous. Your writing career is certainly moving right along.”

You try to write books that are too long, hooman. Short and sweet, I always say.

“Point taken, Miss Author. Point taken.”

And now, speaking of things taken, I’m going to take a nap. Wake me when it’s time for dinner.

“I agree. Get some rest, Abishag. You’ve earned it.”

Readers, here’s Abishag’s cover for her book. And a nicely-posed photo for the back cover, too. If she somehow writes a bestseller, I will turn over my office space to her and humbly become her editor.

A nicely-posed back cover, indeed. Note the mouse artfully arranged behind Abishag, and the vari-colored shadows
created on the blanket.
Where is she learning this kind of marketing?

2 thoughts on “How to Hunt Moles

  1. randy3931 says:

    Riveting. I couldn’t put it down. Might Abishag have something regarding gophers as well? That’s an issue around here.


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    • twccoauthor says:

      Unfortunately for Abishag, we have very few gophers in this area. Thank you so much for your review of her book about moles, however. She was very pleased, and wants to send you purrrs.

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