If Abishag and Ira could speak, they’d probably comment something like, “We’re really glad you’ve decided to stop playing those idiotic internet games for this year. That constant ‘plink – glump – bloople’ really annoys us. And we don’t get your undivided attention when you’re playing one of them, either. Sure hope this New Year’s Resolution sticks.”
Amazing how cats can become a conscience in a little fur suit, isn’t it?